Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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