I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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