If i come over, it means nothing
I looked at my own cervix.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
