Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You may now shotgun with the bride
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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