forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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