i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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