5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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