5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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