they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Randomize
