I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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