Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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