normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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