normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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