dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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