You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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