I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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