now i know why i became what i already was.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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