You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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