did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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