If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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