I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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