Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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