I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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