Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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