We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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