I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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