Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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