there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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