She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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