have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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