Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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