how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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