Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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