i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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