What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
COCAINE IS GR8
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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