Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So many bounce houses so little time
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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