mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you never un-have a 4some
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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