i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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