How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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