did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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