We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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