That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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