I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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