TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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