I think my vagina is haunted
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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