Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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