just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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