So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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