Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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