i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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