He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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