I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
