I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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