That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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