i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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