Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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