1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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