He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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