what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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