I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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