last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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